wtf, mate?

I swear, I must be the only person on the face of the planet capable of burning water. Okay, so common sense says it wasn't actually the water burning, but based on the smell coming from that burner something was. Good to know that I am so incredibly gifted. Then again, my mother is rather fond of saying "Amy, the only thing domestic about you is the wine you drink." And apparently some part of me is out to prove her right.